Do you know what risk is?

I'll take a chance.
I'll take a stab at this one.
I think I do, but I'm not going to chance being wrong.
I'll hazard a guess.
To respond would be hazardous.
I'll bet you a thousand dollars I do!

Do you know what wimpiness is?

I'm afraid to say.
I'll pass on this one.
I think I do but I'm afraid I might be wrong.
I'm afraid to think.
Yes, but I'm scared to tell you.
Well gee, I guess, maybe, but I'm not sure.
Don't be angry with me, but I think I might know.
Maybe I should ask my mom if I should answer?

Do you know what repetition is?

Let me say it again.
Huh? What'd you say? Huh?
Yes I do, Yes I do, Yes I do.
Didn't you just ask me this?
Do YOU know what repetition is?
What was that again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A thousand times, yes!

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