October 2006

The Puzzle Corner

Our last newsletter invited folks to send us favorite stinky pinkies. A stinky pinky is a puzzle that consists in the defining of one phrase with another made up of words that rhyme. Our examples to get you started included defining an elderly nag as an old scold and a foolish horse as a silly filly. Here are some of your responses.

One reader protested: "Oh dear! When we played stinky pinky, we always required that the number of syllables in the pair match. So, the answer would be a stink pink, a stinky pinky, a stinkity pinkity, or the like. We like the stricter rules better—seems tidier somehow."

Another recalled: "We called them "inky pinkies" (probably because my mother considered stinky a "four letter word"). A one-syllable pair was called an "ink pink." Two syllables constituted an "inky pinkie." Three syllables: "ink-inky pink-pinkie." And the crowning glory, four syllables, was "ink-inkedy pink-pinkedy." I don't think we ever got beyond four syllables, but we certainly tried!!"

Other variants were "Hink Pink," "Hinky Pinky," "Hinkity Pinkity," and "gestinkety-gepinkety."

One syllable:
red sled . . .  rouge luge
penniless Brit . . .  broke bloke

Two syllables:
voracious lamb eater . . .  mutton glutton
sanitary danger  . . .  sterile peril
maternal Peruvian pack animal . . .  mamma llama
impertinent flower child  . . .  lippy hippie
love-struck cat . . .  smitten kitten

Three syllables:
newspaper devoted to specialized eyewear . . .  monocle chronicle
evil pastor  . . .  sinister minister
left-handed pastor . . .  (again!) sinister minister
ceramics sweepstakes . . .  pottery lottery
denial of review . . .  perusal refusal

And four syllables (it can be done):
New York wine cellar . . .  Knickerbocker liquor locker

Not quite rhyming but irresistible:
foreign fruit vendor  . . . Afghanistan banana stand